How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?