My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?