What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?