What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Wii!
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?