What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What shape is bad at driving?