What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?