What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?