What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Rocky road.
What did the rug say to the floor?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a fish without an eye?