Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How do you wash a lamb?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is blue and not heavy?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is an archer's favorite store?