Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
Which famous author is also a ruler?
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What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where does the president keep his razor?