Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?