Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?