Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?