Animals

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

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Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

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Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

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Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

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What is a bird's favorite ballet?

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What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

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Why did the cat run away from the tree?

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What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

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Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

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Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

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What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

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How do horses navigate at night?

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What kind of haircuts do bees get?

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What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

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Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

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Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

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Which animals make the most honest judges?

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Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

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Which animal loves to have a good time?

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What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

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How do you know bees have allergies?

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Which animal is the best at trying new things?

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Which fish is the best at making glass art?

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Why do cows go to New York?

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