Animals

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

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What do you call an insincere horse?

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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

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Which cats have the best manners?

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Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

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Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

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Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

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What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

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What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

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Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

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What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

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What did the waiter ask the frog?

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What do lions eat on their cheat day?

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What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

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What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

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What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

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What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

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What do dogs drink when they're sick?

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Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

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Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

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Who is a bee's favorite composer?

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What animal is undefeated in all sports?

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Why do cats always get what they want?

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Where do German dogs sleep?

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