Animals

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

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What's a cat's favorite board game?

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What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

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Which animal is the most religious?

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What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

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What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

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What animal likes to party the most?

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Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

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What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

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Why was the dog so popular?

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What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

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What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

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What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

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Why did the border collie get a raise?

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Why did the duck cross the road?

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

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What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

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What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

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Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

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Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

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Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

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Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

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