Animals

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

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Which type of dog is great at drawing?

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How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

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Where do dogs go to make new friends?

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What's a farmer's favorite snack?

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What's the difference between cats and dogs?

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Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

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How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

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What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

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What do you call a dancing sheep?

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What kind of monkey flies to school?

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

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Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

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How do cats make a birthday cake?

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What do ducks have for lunch?

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What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

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Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

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What does Rudolph call his wife?

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What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

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Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

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What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

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Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

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How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

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