Animals

Why was the snake coughing so much?

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What's a dog's favorite city?

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Why are turtles so shy?

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Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

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What dinosaur loves to play golf?

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What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

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Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

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Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

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When do cows get tired?

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Why are cats good at playing video games?

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What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

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What animal knows kung fu?

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What animal has the worst mood swings?

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What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

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Why do bees gossip?

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Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

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Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

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What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

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What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

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What was the detective duck trying to do?

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Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

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