Animals
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's the most determined bird?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What animals make the best students?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What nationality are most fish?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?