Family

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?