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What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do cats wear to work?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?