Science

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do amoebas make calls?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why was the math book sad?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?