What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?