Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?