Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

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What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

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Why was the cat so small?

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Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

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Why is the snail the strongest animal?

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What did the horse say when it collapsed?

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Why should you not pamper a cow?

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

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Why was the glow worm unhappy?

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Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

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Why was the horse so happy?

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Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

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Why was the fish so smart?

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Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

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What did the wasp do when he got hot?

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

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What do cats eat for breakfast?

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Why is it called a litter of puppies?

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