Animals

Why do two skunks argue?

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Why don't ants get sick?

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Why do bees buzz?

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Why do cats love to work?

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

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Why don't oysters share their pearls?

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Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

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Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

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Why do rodents make the best runners?

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Why did the whale cross the road?

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Why do owls make lousy reporters?

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Why do cows wear bells?

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

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Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

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Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

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Why do rhinos charge?

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Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

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Why do elephants have trunks?

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