Animals

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

When does a horse talk?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?