Animals

How do dog catchers get paid?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What is the strongest animal?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?