Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

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Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

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Which fly makes films?

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What's a toad's favorite sweet?

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When should you start writing a book?

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Where would you put an injured insect?

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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

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Where do colds go on vacation?

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Where do superheroes blend right in?

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What's the saddest part of the week?

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When you die, what part of the body dies last?

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What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

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Which fish go to heaven when they die?

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Which dance will a chicken not do?

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

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What's red and smells like blue paint?

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

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What's another name for your iPhone charger?

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

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Where do hamsters come from?

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

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What's the opposite of irony?

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