Puns

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why is furniture so generous?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why are all priests fit?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Who does everyone's hair in space?