Puns

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you give a sick pig?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What insect runs away from everything?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What fairy loves to count?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What game do cows play at parties?