Animals
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where do kittens go to school?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?