Animals

How do birds threaten one another?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?