Holiday

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you eat on July 5th?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.