Holiday

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?