Holiday

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?