Holiday

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do cows say on NYE?

What does Santa order at the bar?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?