Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?