Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Someone stole my mood ring!

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What birds always travel in twos?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What animals love to close envelopes?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?