Puns

How do you make antifreeze?

How is life like toilet paper?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How do locomotives know where to go?

How do fireflies start a race?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

How do you measure a millennial?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

How was the wedding?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

How did the toad die?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?