Puns

What do you call a rabbit barber?

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What name sounds like the past tense?

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Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

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What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

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My friend David had his ID stolen.

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Why are cars magic?

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What's the hardest part about skydiving?

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What did the storm say when its plans changed?

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

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How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

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How do you grill cheese?

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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

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What did the paper say to the pencil?

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What tree has the most bark?

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Why was the man stuck at the party?

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Why was the fabric always laughing?

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How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

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What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

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What kind of cake always tells the truth?

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What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

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What do you call it when two male cows argue?

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What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

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What do you call two birds stuck together?

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