Puns
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's the scariest letter?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where do books sleep?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
We had a discussion about roses.
What kind of water does an angel like?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What season begins with a thud?