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What did the icy road say to the truck?
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Which is the worst season?
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What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
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Why are winter days great?
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How can you farm during the winter?
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Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
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What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
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Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
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What do you call it when spring gets sad?
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What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
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What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
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Why did spring break up with winter?
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What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
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What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
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What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
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What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
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Why is winter considered holy?
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Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
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Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
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What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
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Why was the math book sad in winter?
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Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
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