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Why did summer catch autumn?
Why is summer always sad?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?