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How do snowmen get information?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?