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What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
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What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What is another term for the price of gas?
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Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
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What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
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What do trees say when autumn comes?
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