Holiday

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.