Puns

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What makes music in your hair?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?