Puns

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Can February March?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Where do chips wear socks?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What country has the most fish?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?