Puns
What should you wear to a tea party?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What game do bats excel at?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How are mountains able to see?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
A book just fell on my head.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where does water do all its banking?